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新上任的青山县商业局副局长周铭,不懂业务,不善于学习,但又自以为是。春节即将来临,市场上缺鸡,周铭主张要不惜代价搞到鸡。商业局干部郭云鹏,一心追求周铭的女儿美艳,此时积极献策,搞所谓"物资交流",结果用计划商品中的缝纫机去和外县换鸡。在周铭"多多益善"的指示下,还大批购进了许多鞭炮烟花和气球。春节时,青山县供应充足,到处鸣响着鞭炮,飞舞着五颜六色的气球,周铭甚感得意。春节一过,原计划供应的缝纫机没有了,群众意见很大。郭云鹏又乘机讨好,自愿去找门路,用肥皂、香皂到处县换回了缝纫机。县百货公司经理杜海,是个工作勤垦坚持原则的青年。他虽是美艳的恋人,却不顾情面,对周铭这种违反市场供求规律的做法,一再提出反对意见,但周铭执意不听,并为此反对女儿美艳和杜海恋爱。性情脆弱的美艳感到十分为难。理发员廖丽萍是美艳的好友,为人热情正直,她劝说美艳应该和杜海好,对郭云鹏的圆滑和自私很是厌恶。数月后,积存的大量鞭炮、气球无法处理,周铭只得命令各商店搭配出售。结果,鞭炮到处乱炸,造成很大混乱。周铭还建议县体委林主任,组织十个县的得邀请赛,比赛时,每张门票要搭配一只气球。观众对此意见纷纷,把手中的气球便"献"给这位周副局长。大大小小的气球带着他飘向天空,幸亏他尽快放掉了气球,落在记分牌上,才化险为夷。众多得运动员每天要洗澡、洗衣,急需肥皂,这使周铭又落入十分狼狈的境地。他到处受到人们的包围和质问,为此,血压升高,不敢出门。郭云鹏为使周铭解脱困境,又转回头用鸡去换肥皂。为了打通关系,他用鸡到柳阳市大走后门,还把周铭冒充为柳阳市商业局局长的老战友,挖空了原来准备供应水电站工地的一批肥皂。周铭不明内情,只知道郭云鹏搞来了肥皂,便认为他聪明、能干、听话,要包办美艳和他的婚事。同时,杜海深入调查,自找货源,解决了肥皂供应的困难。周铭出差时了解到郭云鹏"冒充战友、后门送鸡"的丑闻真相,才深深认识到自己的错误,其根源是不学习业务,扑克以为是,瞎指挥。回到家里,他看到美艳和杜海正在举行婚礼。庆祝婚礼的烟花在闪耀着,人们尽情地欢喜笑。周铭也深深地体会到:要想弹奏出优雅的琴音,必须学会音乐,否则,那只能是"乱弹琴"。
Jack Willis is a handsome roadtrain driver with a secret - he has just become a top-selling romance novelist. However, being a 'man's man' in the Australian outlook, to avoid embarrassment, he needs a name, a woman's name - and he chooses that of his best friend, Ruby Vale. He must do some fancy footwork to continue the charade when the glamorous city publisher, Ziggy, arrives in dusty outback Lucktown to sign 'Ruby Vale' to a major book deal. Ruby agrees to help Jack though it's for her own gain as well - the publisher will pay for her coming wedding (with Hamish, Jack's buddy). Accompanied by Jack, Ruby goes to Sydney to meet the media, appear on TV and cocktail parties, etc. Gradually, Jack realizes that he has fallen in love with Ruby, while Ruby is also touched by Jack's novel. However, Hamish arrives in Sydney a few days later and asks both of them to stop all these foolish things...
民国初年,军阀混战,战祸四起,民不聊生。乱世之中,却为一群以骗术为生的老千们,提供了展露身手的舞台。
黑帮老大林啸天(刘承俊饰)从一名老千处得知日本人将给军阀王大帅(九孔饰)十二箱金子作为军阀与北伐军抵抗的资金。为了得到这批金子,林啸天开始招兵买马,其中江湖中有千面人之称的老千“鬼脸”(任贤齐饰)和“不动石佛”大老千(腾格尔饰)成了林啸天首先拉拢的目标。
谁知“鬼脸”与“石佛”竟然是不能见面的仇家,两人为了置对方于死地,展开了一场骗术的大较量,不料两人在这场较量中势均力敌。期间“鬼脸”遇见了假扮修女行窃的 “饺子”(熊乃瑾饰),善于开锁的“饺子”也被搅进了林啸天的阴谋之中。
一行人浩浩荡荡的赶往黄金的交易地点“风口镇”。风口镇是一个人迹罕至的小镇,总共只有百十户人家,却有着当地令人闻风丧胆的土匪团伙,领头的金三娘(翁虹饰)在一场混战中却看上了“石佛”,执意要抢石佛做她的“压寨先生”。
为了神不知鬼不觉的拿到黄金,“石佛”提出了一个惊天的偷梁换柱计划——双城计,把另一座已经废弃的小镇——“落水镇”变成“风口镇”,为此一场关于黄金矿藏的计划紧锣密鼓的展开。
The return of the team of researchers who, to delete their problems with law, decide to help police to find new smart drugs.